Welcome to Swoosh Consulting, the most dynamic and anti-aliased consulting company on the planet. We can help you with the tough business decisions you need to make, such as whether your swoosh should be open, like ours, or more Saturn-like, and the implications of adding a blob. We also have extensive website design experience, and can answer questions such as "When is it right to have a 2Mb Flash Intro?", "Should I make my whole site in Flash?" and "How do I hide the function of the button until mouseover, so I can win design awards?"
Only SWOOSH CONSULTING knows all about the net, such as WHEN TO USE CAPS. We can make your websites just like your catalogues! And we check our typing, so we won't be eccentrically making spelling eros or charging 1p for your moose valued gods. We can also help you draw up a policy for who you allow to link to you and who not to.
We want to provide what's best for our partners. As a Microsoft reseller, IIS seems the obvious choice. After all, we remember to install all 3,235 patches before sending you the bill. And all our pages are hosted on top-quality Cyrix® processors - which a picture of a benchmark Cyrix made shows they are clearly faster than anybody else.
Getting hacked - it's going to happen. We will be there, ready to help you write the press release saying that if Steve Gibson can get 0wn3d by a 13-year old script kiddie, what hope has the rest of the world? We can't, however, do anything about the strange DOS attacks that always seem to follow, though.
Make YOUR business seem more dynamic: we can arrange for you to have your very own image with the following features:
With an image like the one below, you're sure to soon see
the results!